Author Archives for Connor Petrey

‘Clown in a Cornfield’ Review
‘Clown in a Cornfield’ Review

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April 10, 2025 6:10 pm |

I’ve never been an avid reader, but Clown in a Cornfield brought me back into that world and sparked a horror reading addiction. The novel of the same name is a fantastic YA horror with a sick twist; it’s bloody and gory and shares hints of iconic horror, which thankfully translates these goretastic attributes with ease in...

‘A Minecraft Movie’ Review
‘A Minecraft Movie’ Review

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April 5, 2025 6:00 pm |

Minecraft to this day remains the highest selling videogame of all time, and yet it has taken this long for Hollywood to produce an adaptation of the property. Maybe the delay comes from the fact that Minecraft doesn’t have any form of story or a narrative and is instead purely about unleashing your creativity with the elements of...

‘Descendent’ [SXSW] Review
‘Descendent’ [SXSW] Review

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March 27, 2025 11:25 am |

Peter Cilella’s Descendent is a remarkable piece of filmmaking that intertwines extraterrestrials and the anxiety of fatherhood into one haunting experience.  Ross Marquand leads the film as Sean Bruner, a soon to be father struggling with the toll of his future. Sean is a hard worker with a desire to succeed quickly in time for the arrival...

‘NIRVANNA: THE BAND THE SHOW THE MOVIE’ [SXSW] Review
‘NIRVANNA: THE BAND THE SHOW THE MOVIE’ [SXSW] Review

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March 20, 2025 10:39 am |

Nirvanna: The Band The Show The Movie is not only an outrageous title, but an extraordinarily wild experience. Venturing into this film almost entirely blind I wasn’t sure what I was getting into, luckily it’s a surreal comedy that will leave you cracking up and *shocked*. The film is shot as a documentary on speed with...

‘Heart Eyes’ Review
‘Heart Eyes’ Review

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February 22, 2025 1:39 pm |

Heart Eyes is ridiculous, gory, and incredibly self-aware, yet somehow underwhelms. In 2023 we received the Pilgrim in the form of the long awaited Thanksgiving feature, since then it’s been a little light on the Holiday slashers and in the year of the aforementioned sequel, the Heart Eyes Killer (“H.E.K.” for short) doesn’t quite capture my heart.  While...